Today (4/18/2020) Ms. blue Eyes and I hiked up a mountain. Not a hill, mind you, but a real, live damn mountain. We'd made the decision...

We went for a short hike yesterday. It would've been longer, but the 12V battery in Ms. Blue Eyes' gave up the ghost. Fortunately, she...

According to a randomly-chosen website I visited, I was born on a Wednesday and as of today, I have been alive for 17,532 days! That...

This past Sunday was our second donkey hike in a week, and this time to a spot where we'd never been. The original place we'd considered...

At 0520 this morning, I sent Ms. Blue Eyes the following email: "It's 0520 and I've already watched that video of you walking on our...

During last week's hike, I took Ms. Blue Eyes to a spot that she hadn't been to yet: the north-central part of "The Valley." I wanted to...

About a year into our relationship, I sent you a text that contained what I now call “sex math.” Loosely described, sex math is putting...

I went hiking with Ms. Blue Eyes today. It’s been about a week since I saw her last, so seeing her was like getting water after a...