Sex Math

About a year into our relationship, I sent you a text that contained what I now call “sex math.” Loosely described, sex math is putting into numbers the amount of times a sex act (or an activity directly relating to sex) has occurred. I don’t remember the specifics of that text, but in it, I calculated the amount t of cum I’d pumped into you since we’ve been together. At the end of the text, I instructed you to get in the shower, fill up a measuring cup with an equivalent amount of water, pour it out onto your feet and send me a video of it. The water seemed to go on forever! Well, I’ve done some new calculations and these numbers dwarf the old ones. First, here are some considerations and things I factored into these numbers: 1. in 2015 we had a record amount t of sex (122 times), which was more times on average than the other years. 2. I also factored in time we spent apart and were unable to have sex, e.g., vacation and work-related events. 3. We did not have sex for the first few weeks we were a couple so that has been factored in as well. 4. We did not have anal sex for the first two months, but we do have anal sex once per month and on two occasions, we’ve had anal sex twice in one month. 5. You always make me cum. All of these things affect the final numbers significantly. So with that said, I present the following: As of this month (Oct 2018), we have been together for 224 weeks (4.25 years). Using an average of us fucking twice/week, I estimate that we’ve had sex (both vaginal and anal) a total of 488 times: 432 times vaginal and 56 times were anal. That averages 2.2 times/wk. Research suggests that, on the high side, the average ejaculate contains 5.5ml. I am certainly on the high side as your soaked panties and gaped, dripping, ass can attest. Since I have indeed cum EVERY time we’ve had sex (well, except for that one time your dog attacked my taint and we ended up laughing and not fucking), I have cum in you 488 times. 488 times 5.5ml means that you’ve taken 2640 ml, or 11.2 cups of my cum inside you. If we only consider the 56 times I’ve ass-fucked you, we see that 56 times 5.5ml = 313.5ml; yep, I’ve shot 1.3 cups of hot cum up your tight, little, sexy ass. We’ve discussed volume, now let’s take a look at duration, specifically, how much time I’ve spent inside your pussy and ass. To start with, I’ll use 45 minutes as the average amount of time we spend fucking per incident. By multiplying the 488 times I’ve fucked your pussy by the average duration of 45 minutes, we see that I’ve spent 1920 minutes or 366 hours in your pussy. That’s 15.25 days, or even better, just over half a month I’ve spent with my hard cock in your pussy. Let’s not leave out anal sex. So, I’ve had your ass 56 times and I’d estimate that each time lasted an average of 840 minutes or 14 hours. Imagine driving back and forth to Las Vegas four times and the entire time, my cock is in your ass; that’s what 14 hours of ass sex is equivalent to. Is there anyone else who has spent 14 hours fucking your sexy little ass? No, only me. I’ve also established that you’ve made me cum at least 488 times (actually more since I’ve cum down your throat) but what about your number of orgasms? I think we can conservatively say that you cum an average of six times during vaginal sex and three times during anal sex and these numbers get even bigger: I’ve given you 2,928 vaginal orgasms and 168 orgasms from ass-fucking you. Wait, we didn’t include orgasms from me eating your pussy! Well, it’s safe to say that I lick your pussy to orgasm at least once/week, which would add another 224 orgasms to this ever-expanding number. So, 2,928, plus 168, plus 224 equals…holy heck, woman, I’ve given you a total of 3,320 orgasms. World record holder, indeed! Since we have three more months left in this year and you’ve already promised me all of your holes for 2019 (and indeed, for life), I should probably get a headstart on next year’s numbers. At our current rate, 2019 will see you being fucked 104 times for 95.3 hours and taking two and one-half cups of my cum inside you. It’s going to be an awesome year.