What I Would've Written Then...If I'd Had A Crystal Ball

Dear pretty girl,

Thank you for responding to my message. I was desperately hoping that you would do so. If you decide to commit to this relationship for a year, I'll sweep you off of your feet. I'll put you on a pedestal and remind you often of how pretty you are. I will lust after you constantly and try my best to impregnate you. I really will. You will know that you are my obsession. You will become my artistic muse and I will love capturing your image with my camera. You cannot imagine the art that you will become. I will introduce you to places you wouldn't have seen or experienced otherwise. Some of those places will appear to be dying or in decay, but you will find the beauty in it all, like you do with so many things. I will be the best travel company that you can imagine and over the course of our relationship, I will show you a different side to nearly everything and though you may not agree with it, it will teach you tolerance. Lastly, I'll make you want to recommit to me year after year, after year and you will come to accept that you will never not be mine.

XO,