On The Topic Of Panties

I have made it official; from now on, your sweet ass, your magical hips and your delicious peach-of-a-pussy will be swaddled in Victoria Secret panties. That I will provide you. I spent about an hour researching panties and how a male should go about shopping for panties for his girl. I must say that the considerations were exhausting and I concluded that it's much easier being a man than a woman. Among the many things that must be considered are as folllows:

Comfort: this is the most important consideration, as there is nothing that we wear that is as close to our skin as underwear. Men know nothing about this as it isn't even a tertiary consideration.

Size and Fit: this is the primary reason why women must pick out their own panties. We

have no idea how to size women. Or ourselves, really.

Fabric: this is yet another thing that women think about and men take for granted.

Occasion and outfit compatibility: women take into consideration style and how

certain panties will look with certain outfits. Men simply grab a pair and could not care if said underwear had a giant hole that causes our dicks to slide out. The pants will

still keep our dicks from being seen, right?

Style Of Underwear

This is an extension of the above paragraph, as it turns out that women have different underwear for different occasions! From reading, I learned that there are about eight styles of women's underwear:

Briefs: A classic choice for many women, briefs offer full coverage both in the front and back. Briefs sit at a woman's waistline and are most suitable for everyday wear. There is even a sub-category referred to as "control briefs," which cinch the waist and provide for a smoother silhouette. I think you great in briefs.

Hipsters: These are modern and versatile and sit right on the hips. They offer less coverage than briefs and are still a good choice for everyday wear. I think you look great in hipsters.

Bikini: Bikinis sit below the waist and strike a balance between style and comfort, making them a staple in many women's wardrobes. I think you'd look great in bikini bottoms.

High-Cut: These panties have high leg openings, accentuating the legs and making them appear longer. These seem to be a great option for you, as you have such long legs. I think you'd look great in high-cut bottoms.

Thongs: I've read that thongs are ideal for avoiding visible panty lines, espcially when wearing them under tight-fitting clothes. They also are great for showing off your ass when not wearing anything but them. I love how your ass is accentuated when wearing them. I think you'd look great in a thong.

Boyshorts: Evidently women like boyshorts because it reminds them of their man's boxers. That's what the internet said, at least. men's boxers, boyshorts offer full coverage and a sporty look. They are perfect for those seeking comfort without compromising on style. Their shallow leg openings means that they should sit on a woman's hips comfortably for long periods of time, making them ideal for active days. I think you'd look great in boyshorts.

Seamless or No-Show: It seems that these can be any style and their hallmark is that the smooth edges and minimal seams make them ideal for wearing under tight or lightweight fabrics. This makes sense and I think you'd look good in seamless panties of any style.

G-String: Similar to a thong, a G-string has even less fabric, featuring a narrow string at the back for minimal coverage. It's designed to minimize visible lines under tight clothing and to give men super-boners when you undress. I think you'd look good in a g-string.

Body Type

This was probably the biggest shocker for me: who knew that certain styles might (that might is important, as it is obvious to me that there isn't just one ideal style for any body type) look better on certain body types. Some things to consider are the shoulder-to-hip-ratio, waist definition, body proportions, shape of butt, and shape of back. I am not reallyl sure that any of these shapes below define you, but for sure I'd say you have a very versatile body and can wear a number of styles well.

Material

I hadn't even considered material, and here there are many options to choose from, too. Cotton, nylon, silk, modal, bmboo and lace are all potential materials that a woman might prefer and these preferences are most likely to be based off of feel on their skin. Really, who knew?!!

Types of Women's Underwear for Specific Outfits and Occasions

I learned of yet another thing when I discovered that women prefer different types of underwear for different occasions and clothes! These variable can be every day wear, black dress occasions, workout attire, pairing with white clothes, and even what panties to wear while sleeping!

As you can probably tell, I am overwhelmed by this talk of panties and panty selection and am in way over my head. But I have a solution to my mental paralysis; you are going to pick out your panties, and I will buy them. My internet research says that woman have on average 22 pair of underwear and that they rotate them out every six to twelve months. Your task is to identify the types of underwear that you prefer, buy them using my new Victoria Secret credit card (I will maintain the card and email you the card information), and pick them up at the Victoria's Secret store nearest you. You have until March 1, 2024 to replace your current not-bought-by-me underwear, after which, you shall not wear any underwear that I have not bought. It is good to be king. Especially yours.