My Garden Defiled...Again!

This last happened on the 4th of July weekend this year and now it's happened again! Regular readers (reader) may recall that a few months ago, I'd went out to my backyard and found the remnants of what was clearly a group of irresponsible people who had not only trespassed on my property, but had thrown a party in my garden and left in a hurry! I knew that their departure was sudden because they'd left all kinds of stuff behind. Well, yesterday evening was no different!

First, these sexy-ass shoes were left right in the middle of my beets! What whorish women wears such things and why? Women like this are not to be trusted! If you find anyone who would wear such things, please tell me who she is so that I can uhhh, report her to the proper authorities.

Hmm, some kind of collar of sorts. Collars are used to denote ownership or restrain or control someone, so why a woman, a human being, would wear one is beyond me. Cleary, these are not decent folk!

I also spotted the rear half of a fox, who had clearly been scared out of his wits and sought shelter from this deviant by hiding behind my Swiss chard!

What is this message and what could they be referring to? What unknown activities awaits? Hmm, I guess I'll find out soon enough.