If You Were A Car, You'd Be A...

Pretty girl,

I used to say that if you were a car, you'd be a Porsche 911. I changed my mind today when I visited Porsche Riverside with the boys. I was glad that I had my little camera with me, as they encourage photography for personal use. Who turns down free publicity, right? I was so happy to see the primary lobby display; it was a Porsche Cayenne GTS4 that was set up for racing. I was smitten! When I was a kid, I was in love with the 911, but over the years the 911 has become bland and common, the car for old men to drive slowly as they plod along the highway at a pace well below the car's capability. They just don't move me like they used to, but this Cayenne is 100% purpose-built sexiness and it makes me lust a bit. No, a lot. This is what the what the 911 used to be; curvy hips, a girly waist and ass that makes me want to smack it. You, my dear, are a Porsche Cayenne!

(no, this post wasn't just an excuse to post these awesome pictures that I took)