If I Had A Million Dollars

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

(But we would eat Kraft dinner)

(Of course we would, we'd just eat more)

(And buy really expensive ketchups with it)

(That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)