I Am The Walrus (Of Love)

I thought this brief conversation from last week needed to be captured for the sake of posterity. The setting was in Joshua Tree National Park near an area that I call "the savannah," due to its similarity to the African plains. It was 9:15 PM, we were under a half moon and plenty of stars and Ms. Blue Eyes and I were having (our usual) incredible sex, a few feet away from a large, healthy Joshua Tree. I was really turned on and had just started to pound her hard when she blurted out, "Why don't you fuck me like Barry White?!" After composing myself and reminding myself that my pretty girl sometimes (no, usually) says crazy shit during sex, I replied, "I don't know, how did he used to fuck you?!" I laughed so hard that I started to get soft and joked that we were done. Not to fear though, as Blue Eyes is more potent than any handful of Viagra. I was soon hard again and continued to pound her in a very un-Barry White-like way.