Happy 50-ish, Babe!

Pretty girl,

I was going to get you an actual birthday card but I think it makes the most sense to not I am super-glad that I get to spend your birthday weekend with you, starting tomorrow morning! I've been fortunate to celebrate your last seven birthdays with you and this will be one of the best because we have planned a nice road trip, a grown-up sleep down-down and sex. Ohhhhh, I'm going to sex you up so good, woman! (in celebration of your birthday, of course, and not out of some insane animalistic lust that I have for you). I'll have a great playlist ready and a few nice, simple gifts that I got just for you. It's going to be a great day, babe.

XO,