Cocaine Off Of A Stripper's Ass

I've never done cocaine but if I did, I'd only do it if I could snort it off of Ms. Blue Eyes's sweet ass. Cliche, I know, but seriously, look at that ass. I looked for the origin of the concept of snorting cocaine off a strippers ass and could not find anything conclusive, just conjecture and amusing stories. Most entertaining was a Reddit post from two years ago, in which it was asked asked, "What's the polite way to ask a stripper to snort cocaine off her ass?" People had all kinds of answers, which varied from silly to actual requests they'd made. Some of my favorite answers were:

1. I have blow - I’ll literally give you $100 if I can snort this off your ass (actual request)

2. M’lady I doth request to inhale the devils dandruff from the peach on your lower half? (silly, but not a real request)

3. Oh whoopsa daisy, I spilled my cocaine! Allow me ma’am. (silly, but not a real request)

4. I have a big bag of blow. Whatcha doin later? Wanna come by the crib? (actual request)

I'm not sure how I'd ask Ms. Blue Eyes for the honor of snorting coke off of her sweet ass and since I have no desire to snort coke, this gluten-free flour will have to work for now. I do remember wanting to eat sushi off of her bare ass and that would be worth visiting some time this year, perhaps in September.