Choo Choo!

I was thinking about my friend, CJ, who was a good friend of mine from my college days. He was a country boy from Easley, SC, who joined the Marine Corps right out of college. After serving as an intelligence analyst for six years, he got out and went to college at the University of South Carolina. I always found it odd that he went to SC since he was from Easley and Clemson University was right down the road, but I applaud his choice. CJ had a saying that I'd never heard until he said it, regarding his girlfriend's ass. That saying comes to mind every time I'm walking behind you and checking out your backside: "she's got an ass that'll make a train take a dirt road!" It's an incredibly colorful way to describe your well-shaped posterior.